Happy Friday and welcome to The Weekly Howl Newsletter! I read 5,000 tweets this week so you don't have to. The 10 BEST tweets I saw this week are listed below 📈
General Outline:
Section One: Investment Talk
Section Two: Finance Laughs
Section Three: Top Tier Tweets
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A million dollar Banksy got investors 32% returns?
Mm-hmm, sure. So, what’s the catch?
We know it may sound too good to be true. But it’s not only possible, it’s happening—and thousands of investors are smiling all the way to the bank, thanks to the fine-art investing platform Masterworks.
These results aren’t cherry-picking. This is the whole bushel. Masterworks has built a track record of 8 exits, the last 3 realizing 10.4%, 35%, and 13.9% net returns even while financial markets plummeted.
But art? Really? Okay, skeptics, here are the numbers. Contemporary art prices:
Outpaced the S&P 500 by 131% over the last 26 years
Have the lowest correlation to equities of any asset class
Remained stable through the dot-com bubble and ’08 crisis
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Section One: STOCKS
Let's talk stocks - breakdowns, insights, and advice from the depths of social media:
I’m all for a good Fed diet regimen 🥑
Time to switch the whole family to ramen 😔
Solve it in the ring 🥊
Section Two: Best FinTwit Memes
Finance can be fun, and I'm here to prove it; check out the section below for a chuckle:
Work smarter, not harder 🦎
The future looks bright 🤩
Distressed debt? Nah, more like just distressed 😵
Section Three: 5-Star Tweets
Not all tweets are created equal. In fact, some are MUCH better than others. Here's some of the cream of the crop this week:
THE cardinal rule 🥇
Lesson learned, don’t help friends. But in all seriousness, your success depends only on YOUR action 👉
Choose to be smart enough to listen openly to opposing views 💯
Working on your dreams should always take the precedent 💫
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Monday
Wednesday
LIVE Trading
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Thursday
POWER HOUR!
Friday
POWER HOUR!
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Have a great weekend!
“Net Return" refers to the annualized internal rate of return net of all fees and costs, calculated from the offering closing date to the date the sale is consummated. IRR may not be indicative of Masterworks paintings not yet sold and past performance is not indicative of future results. See important Regulation A disclosures at masterworks.com/cd.